These Boots Were Made For Smokin'

In the summer of 1997, I found these smoking boots in my backyard. I have no idea who or what inhabited these size 11 ropers, and furthermore, who "blew away" the wearer of these boots. Could have been Dirty Harry, could have been Josie Wales, could have been SHC. At any rate, it was a rare find indeed. I quickly ran into my house, grabbed my camera, and snapped a photo before the smoke subsided.